Power Rankings: Repping Indiana Pacers Jerseys, 2020-2021 Edition

 These power rankings are not solely based on the abilities of the player, though that factors in.

1. Malcom Brogdon, #7
2. Myles Turner, #33
3. Justin Holiday, #8
4. T. J. Warren, #1
5. Domantas Sabonis, #11
6. Aaron Holiday, #3
7. Jeremy Lamb, #26
8. Victor Oladipo, #4
9. Doug McDermott, #20

Power Rankings: Lager

 On the positive side, the craft beer boom really pushed the quality of American beer to new heights. On the negative side, the trendy obsession with boutique hops led American beer makers to HOP THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING CONSIDERED A BEER. Here is the in-house power rankings for the simple, clean, golden lager:

1. Asahi (Japan)
2. Braxton Garage Lager (Covington/Cincinnati)
3. Founder's Solid Gold (Grand Rapids)
4. Taj Mahal (India)
5. Kingfisher (India)
6. Gravely La Bamba (Louisville)
7. Rhinegeist Cheetah (Cincinnati)
8. Negra Modelo (Mexico)