Friday, December 25, 2020

[puddles amplify holiday lights]

puddles amplify holiday lights
shooting stars, ricocheting
across the parking lot
bouncing through gray turning black
I’m slogging through
a wet Christmas
Tuesday night so warm
I peel off a light jacket

three days before Christmas
I’m told the days are getting longer
Anderson texts from the desert
a celebration of the return
of the light

soon, Daytona and lent
Easter and pitchers and catchers report
madness, thunder, derby and beyond
reaching for warmth
before retreating from the heat
the year tumbles forward, lopsided
a raining new year
a Christmas to smother the soul


Tuesday, December 15, 2020

Power Rankings: Lager

 On the positive side, the craft beer boom really pushed the quality of American beer to new heights. On the negative side, the trendy obsession with boutique hops led American beer makers to HOP THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING CONSIDERED A BEER. Here is the in-house power rankings for the simple, clean, golden lager:

  1. Asahi (Japan)
  2. Braxton Garage Lager (Covington/Cincinnati)
  3. Founder's Solid Gold (Grand Rapids)
  4. Taj Mahal (India)
  5. Kingfisher (India)
  6. Gravely La Bamba (Louisville)
  7. Rhinegeist Cheetah (Cincinnati)
  8. Negra Modelo (Mexico)